Thursday, July 19, 2007

Severus Snape

Last night, I dreamed that my house was the new location for the Order of the Phoenix. Basically, everyone I go to school with was there. We were fighting off Death Eaters, and someone shouted "We need reinforcement!" I quickly ran to my next-door neighbor Severus Snape.I knocked on the door, but no one answered. The door was open, so I walked into the house. Alarms started to go off. I called for Snape and he came running out of his room, dripping wet, in the nude. I quickly averted my eyes. (i told you i had odd dreams...) He yelled in that nasally Snape voice to sit down. He ran into his room to get dressed. I sat on a very low couch. Snape came out, only wearing a pair of pink undies with little hearts and flowers on them. I was looking down when he sneered "what are you doing here Angie?"I slowly started to look up. I saw the underwear, then a six pack, broad shoulders, big macho-man arms, and a handsome face with curly black hair. I just stared for about a minute in disbelieve. Snape muttered "well? I want an explanation." I told him that my house was being attacked and that the order was in danger. Then he said "Why didn't you come to me first? You know I care about you and would die if you were even touched!" I just stared and stared in utter confusion. What was going on? Snape was lecturing me about how he loved me and needed to know that I was safe. And he was HOT!Then he grabbed me by the arms and said "I love you too much to let you fight them. Stay here where it is safe and I'll fight in your place." I nodded, basically the only thing I was capable of doing. He hugged me very tightly (remember, he was still only wearing the underwear) and then slicked his hair back, put on black robes and a fake nose. He looked like regular, ugly snape again. "I'll come back for you" he said, blew a kiss, and was off. I sat back on the couch and stared at the door.That's when I woke up. I think it means that Snape is going to turn out to be good in the end, and he is going to protect Harry. We'll find out soon!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Perv.